Friday, August 04, 2006

FWD: You OUGHT to KNOW this....

To all the people who spend countless hours on social networks:

*If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.

*To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

*Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.

*Nobody cares about threats over the Internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special Olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.

*Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you hate other people
b/c your not on their top 8.
who really cares, i mean get over it!

*Who really gives a crap if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

*And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
THOSE R REALLY STUPID!

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